10 ways to say i love you in the ghetto

1.buy her a pair of sneakers(from Jimmy Jazz)
2. pay her cable bill
3. Buy your girlfriends baby pampers
4.slap her
5. only screw your baby mama 3 times a week
6. pay for her to get decals on her nails
7. take her window shopping to jimmy jazz
8. tell your friend that is your "shorty" in front of her.
9.dont slap her
10.tell her that her beans and rice are better than your mothers

10 ways to know you are ghetto

1. you call other people ghetto
2. You use ur instead of your and 2 instead of to, two or too in any writing..
3. You think sneakers are a profession of love.
4. You have more than 1 father for more than 4 children.
5. you have no college funds in place for any of them
6. you dont know what a college fund is.
7.You have more than one color on any finger nail or toenail
8. You wear evening wear in the day .
9. You have a tatto on your neck.
10. You are not friends with any woman that has dated one of you exes.
11. Baby mama drama, in any form